Bill: Surprise! I brought you here to this beautiful spot for a romantic picnic. I have a very special queation to ask you.
Madison: Oh, that's so sweet. Did you remember to bring a picnic blanket.
Bill: I did. I have everything we'll need in this picnic basket.
Madison: Don't put it down there. there are ants. You should put it on the blanket.
Bill: Yes, you're right.
Madison: And I hope you remember to bring something to drink. I'm thirsty.
Bill: I brougth both food and a bottle of champagne.
Madison: Well, I hope the food isn't too cold and the champagne isn't too warm. you know how I hate warm champagne.
Bill: Actually the food is cold because I brought chicken sandwiches and potato salad.
Madison: Oh, I thought you would have something a little more, well gourmet or lavish, something a little special.
Bill: That's why I brought the champagne. It''ll make this pacnic extra special.
Madison: I guess we'll have to make do with warm champagne and sandwiches. I hpoe you remembered to bring a corkscrew and some dishes and silverware.
Bill: I bought paper plates and plastic utensils.
Madison: Paper and plastic? I guess we'll have to make do with those, too . Okay, now you said you have a special question you wanted ti ask me . what is it?
Bill: Question? Oh, never mind. It'll keep.
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